If you
were told that you had a fire extinguisher and didn't know what to say, you could tell people that
it's important to have a
fire extinguisher at home and that
you should have a fire extinguisher
at home too and even that
you can buy a fire extinguisher
at Target or at many fine hardware stores near you.
One time Lindsay was in a city and a man walked by carrying a hose.
"You are probably wondering why he is carrying a hose", said the
man. She was. The man was right.
I wrote a lot to my mom about Avernus, where Aeneas enters the
underworld in Aeneid VI.
Here's a
pro-Eldred editorial in the Washington Post.
A fortune-teller in a turban came up to me as I was eating my lunch
and started to tell me things about myself, and then he did an
uninspired equivoque followed by another uninspired equivoque, and
then he asked me for money, and I didn't give him any. Maybe if I
hadn't been so wary of the equivoque, I would have.
I thought good to discover it, together with the rest of the other
deceiptfull arts; being sorie that it falleth out to my lot,
to laie open the secrets of this mysterie, to the hinderance of
such poore men as live thereby [...]
(Scot, The Discoverie of Witchcraft, p. 182 (emphasis
added))
I finished Magic & Showmanship by Henning Nelms and
Death Be Not Proud by John Gunther, the second and third
books on my reading list. (I've extended the reading list a bit
past its original eighteen books.)