Letter
All this reminds me that Doctor Dobbs Journal has printed my letter to the editor in the most current print edition. Good news! Now I must be a real programmer, or something.
My letter contemplates the impossibility of doing DRM in software on a general-purpose computer. This is such a frequent topic that maybe it should be a button: "Ask Me About the Impossibility of Digital Rights Management in Software on a General-Purpose Computer!"
Wired still hasn't printed my DRM-related letter to the editors. Maybe they were scared off by the shrink-wrap contract on the envelope it was mailed in.